My life is nUtS! Therefore I get around to blahhhhhhh-ging, eventually.

SEPTEMBER HAS SUCKED!!! There is no nice way of saying it, I am sorry September. You have been terrible and horrible to me and I cannot wait for you to be o-v-e-r so that I can move on to my beloved October. Ahhhh Halloween. I heart you.

Anybody wanna hear all the crap that's gone down? Okay! I shall tell you-
I suppose it is funny to think back on, but in the moment (and believe me I am still in the moment) its not so funny. My life has been so consumed with work and school that after work on Friday my bestie Sarah and I went to JCW's for a refreshing 44oz. Diet Coke and a LARGE ice cream cone for .99! I also went for the cheesy fries... yummmm. Comfort food. ANYWAY Sarah and I are sitting there at the table and she goes, "We should take a break. Road Trip down to St. George or Arizona." I looked at her, it was silent for a minute, and then both of us broke down in hysterical laughter. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. HA.


Here is my list of all the other wrong-doings September has done to me:
1. When did I get so clumsy? In September I dropped my brand-new touch screen cell phone (pictured below) and now it has a HUGE crack in the glass. Nope, I didn't get the insurance because "stuff like that never happens to me!"

2. The same day in September that I dropped my phone I left my freakin' expensive textbooks, all of my notes AND MY DIET COKE (!!!) on top of my car and drove off. I never do that. Someone honked at me and as I looked back to see why I saw all of my notes and books flying down one of the busiest roads on campus. Luckily some kind gents helped me as my pathetic self stopped traffic and scrambled to pick them up. They now have tire tracks on them. I did save my Diet Coke too- and as I opened it to take that comforting swig it spewed ALL over me. 

3. In September I being working with Cornbelly's Corn Maze and Pumpkin Fest. On this particular day I was driving down the Highland Highway when I came to a complete stop at a light. I think I was reaching down to grab something when suddenly my car rolls forward and bumps the giant truck in front of me. WHAT!? I was stopped. Apparently I am unable to reach down and keep my foot on the brake too. Needless to say their truck was fine, and my little Suki isn't so bad. Her hood is sort of bent in and the grill is pretty much cracked, and the guys that I bumped were so nice. Nice and MARRIED. Sigh. Pictured below is what my cute little starter car use to look like.

4. On that same day in September, that I bumped the truck on my way to set up at Cornbelly's I was checking light bulbs for our AMAZING pumpkin tree. I got too close to the metal part as I was tightening one and oh yes, I was electrocuted! A few seconds after I chucked the light bulb at Sarah I noticed that my elbow was hurting. Odd. THERE WAS AN EXIT WOUND! It is still on my elbow but I am assuming a picture of the scab would not interest you.


5. Worst of all in September my mother acknowledged my recent bad luck by forcing me to take the pretty Pumpkin Princess Wands I made to sell at Cornbelly's, to a staff meeting to show our owners in one of those 44oz. gas station cups that I collect in the back seat of my car. :( She was afraid I may drop the pretty glass vase I wanted to present them in. Really mom? I didn't step on a crack and break your back... yet.  I apologize for the picture, I took it with my cracked cell phone.

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